Finnish kids on marriage [translated to English, because I’m bored :)]
How do you decide when to get married?
First of all you have to find someone who likes the same things as you. If you like football, for example, you have to find a wife that brings crisps and beer.
Marko, 10 yrs
You can’t decide for yourself when you’ll get married. God decides that a long time before and you’ll see who it is when it’s time.
Kirsi, 10 yrs
What’s the best age to get married?
At 23, so that you have known your partner for at least 10 years.
Camilla, 10 yrs
There’s no ‘best age to get married’. You have to be stupid to get married.
What do your parents have in common?
They don’t want any more children.
Auli, 8 yrs
What do you actually do on a date?
Dates are there so that you can have fun and people should go on dates so that you get to know each other. Sometimes the boy even has something interesting to say, when it’s really important to listen for a long time.
On the first date you tell each other interesting lies, so that you’re ready for the next dates.
What would you do if you had your first date?
I’d go home and play dead. Then I’d call the paper and tell them to write an obituary.
When can you kiss somebody?
Well when they’re a rich man.
If you kiss a girl you have to get married and have children with her.
That’s just how it is.
Is it better to be sinlgle or to get married?
Of course it’s better for girls to be single. But boys need someone to clean up.
What do you have to do so that the marriage goes well?
Well, you have to tell your wife that she is beautiful. Even if she looks like a delivery van.
Samu, 10 yrs
Yep kids are right.
LOL THE LAST ONE <3